Lpzie
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The correct title of this article is lpzie. lpzie hates it when it's spelled "ipzie" or "Lpzie"
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Ante Miles
Ante Miles (Latin: "Before Soldat"), abbreviated as AM, denotes the years prior to lpzie discovering Soldat. There isn't anything outstanding to say in this part, save that 18A.M. to 1A.M. was basic training FOR Soldat himself! lpzie also refers to Soldat as a friend, and the mere thought of forgetting to use anthropomorphism around him could be deadly! A lot of newbi] stuff happened around this time, like growing up, and falling in with the wrong crowds at the wrong times (darn RuneScape!).
Tempus Lacuna
Tempus Lacuna (Latin: "Era (of the) Lag"), abbreviated as TL, defines an epoch based on the approximated year that lpzie and Soldat intertwined. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times [depends on who you ask.] But alas, if you asked lpzie, he's say it was the best of times, and a little bit from the 'worst of times' category. I guess what he's trying to say is that it was the above average-st of times.
During this period, he played Soldat feverishly while sleeping through his high school classes. (Now don't be misguided; he didn't sleep in class because of Soldat, but then again, it can't be proved that he did.) He eventually dropped out of high school, but not before placing bombs in strategic areas at the foundation set to explode in 2018, because he "was bored." He's an idiot if you ask me, but don't ask me, because I'm him (unless I'm not), and he doesn't like to think of himself as an idiot unless otherwise noted in the credits (and it's not).
He took a few breaks in between Soldat, individually lasting for 4(four) months. But Soldat is too strong for him, and he could not fight its callings for long (trust the editor; not even getting a private number worked.) He was clanless through out this era.
He joined the LRS community back in the middle of '05 where he moved up upon his peers, even taking the #1 spot in that stats from JesusWasChinese. Later he applied for a mod spot on the server and was accepted by most of the admins, including Leo.
Then one day in 2TL, lpzie created (+) when urged by a Rach and being impressed with MiniBoomer's skills during a late night.
This clan was to be his most fatal mistake, as you'll dully realize later in his life, most noticeably around the year 32-34TL when he charged into a heavy-loaded structure yelling "For Great Justice!" But suffice to say for now [3TL,] lpzie is living it up as a nub of all jacks of all trades. You'll also note that during the creation of (+) with Soldat, he ditched Normal Mode to play Realistic, which is just like the former, only more latter.
After the setting up of the clan, lpzie took a short hiatus from Soldat only to return in the spring of '06. It was during this time that (+) had a noob boom (think baby boom) and that the LRS was in trouble due to cost issues. Luckily for everyone (including himself) lpzie conceived a job and helped support the LRS with Leo.
LRS Era
To date, lpzie gets yelled at by the Head Honcho for changing server settings and throwing bot packs during the slow hours. Why doesn't he get banned? Because he owns! But too much owning is bad for anyone, so he dishes it out in moderate volumes.
It is also around this time that he takes up his infamous gostek colors.
- Favorite Primary: Ruger 77
- Favorite 2ndary: US Socom
- Skin: Light Pink [red:255 green:128 blue:255]
- Main: Grey [red:128 green:128 blue:128]
- Pants: Light Pink [red:255 green:128 blue:255]
- Hair: Light Pink [red:255 green:128 blue:255]
Bonus Info [WDNTKTYNK]
- Did you know that the acrynom "WDNTKTYNK" stood for "We Don't Need To Know That You Nub Kao"?
- Did you know that "kao" was Japanese for "face"?
- Did you konw that lpzie has a long hisotry of syaing "nubface"?
- Did you know that lpzie is also notoriously known for his typos?
- Did you know that lpzie comes from LiquidPaper?
- Did you know that I knew you'd wonder about the "-zie" part?
- Did you know that "-zie" came from Snoop Dogg "-izzle" fame?
- Did you know that "lpzie" is pronounced el pe ze? Many don't.
- Did you know that lpzie hates it when people call him ipzie?
- Did you know that lpzie loves One Piece (a fictional manga about pirates)?
- Did you know that lpzie really isn't gay, but he pretends to be on TV?
- Did you know that lpzie cannot explain the pink he uses at work?
- Did you know that lpzie has his own timeline?
the name
The alias lpzie has its humble beginings many, many years ago on a hip-hop forum called Kaysha where the rhyme-loving teenager first began looking to make a unique name for himself. Originally using the name OmeGa because "the 'o' and 'g' look good together." However, feeling unoriginal in a world where "everybody and their daddy uses the same nickname" and unwilling to ever use numbers to identify himself, the metaphor-driven kid started looking for names that no-one else would want/use/conjure. His next alias, LiQuiDPaPeR, is a little closer to where we're at now. It also had an OmeGa look which made it appealing to the eyes. Now, LiQuiDPaPeR was great in that respect, but it lacked the flow when said out loud. Luckily, this was compensated by the shortening to the letters "L" and "P". His friends would then call him by this new alias, and everything started to fall into place for the final act. It was around this time that the said friends were enjoying Snoop Dogg's newest CD, with all of his "-izzles" and "-zies" suffixed words that seemed so popular. Much to the newly knighted "LP"s surprise, he started getting called LPzie. It was being said so often, the floodgates couldn't hold back the next inevitable part: the crowning of a new alias. The young confused child, being unfamiliar with the slang spelling of Snoop's words, decided that it was spelled "LPzie", made it all lowercase to "lpzie", and has been fighting with people online about the spelling and pronunciation every since. Long live the battle against ignorance!
