VorteX

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VorteX
Image:Vortexlogo.png
Tag vX][
Type Normal CTF
Founded 10th April 2007
Status Active
Location Europe
Leaders Spacewing & Psycho
IRC Channel #VorteX.Soldat
Website http://vortex.clan.pro/

Contents

[edit] History

Now following a very long,boring retarded story that noone really care if you read or not

[edit] The Beginning

In 10th of April 2007, 05:18:56 Am, some unknown Thai guy (A.K.A. King of Death) founded a clan called The Crusaders of Light. Not too long time after that, some crazy Swedish dude called Spacewing applied to join the clan, because he felt that the clan wouldn't survive without him (or maybe he was just bored). Some weeks later, King of Death became too busy with his "life", so Spacewing took over, and changed the clan name to VorteX.

[edit] The Money-man

During the first weeks of failure, Shase was one of the first players who joined the clan. When King of Death became inactive, Shase gained the rank of Co-Leader. Later, Shase became too busy to play Soldat, so he resigned from his job as Co-Leader, and Spacewing gave the rank to the Norwegian Steyr addict Psycho. Right now, Shase takes care of the money to rent servers for, since he is the only one pro enough to own a Paypal-account.

[edit] Cat Fight

Psycho's friend Dodger joined a short time after Psycho, and Spacewing and Dodger fell in love as soon as they met each other. They got married in ctf_Ash by the Estonian priest named Arx, and then they lived happily ever after. However, when the anti-Polish beta tester Flamingo joined, Dodger got pissed, because he thought that Flamingo tried to steal Spacewing from him. Flamingo left some months after he joined, because he got tired of being awesome. Flamingo's German friend Muzk also left, because he couldn't live without him. As Muzk should have said: "Przemek to kurwy!"

[edit] Return of the Muzk

One month later, Muzk returned to the forum, and said that he had joined VorteX's allied clan, Drunk Slags (which was a mix of sexy swedes and Americans). Muzk tried to get us pissed, but his evil plan didn't work, since he got kicked from The Drunk Slags 2 weeks later, because he played too much World of Warcraft. Drunk Slags died, and now Muzk is only seen on Xfire, spamming everyone that comes close with his favourite word: "KURRRRRWAAA!!"

[edit] The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

New members joined (Macorange, Night, And1, Shamziro and Darko (after the death of kC, VorteX's second allied clan (oh sh**t we are cursed))) and the clan got overpopulated, and with the risk of inbreeding, they had to kick some inactive members to get a more stable lineup. Some of those who got kicked was Chu, Furia and Juninho, which not many of the clan members had ever met. Juninho got pissed and tried to rape us with his unlimited source of "Pomegranates". No one knew what a Pomegranate was, so Psycho did some research, and found out the only possible solution was the Fruit Mod v1.2. We still don't know if it exists, but we have people working on the case 'til this day on

etc, etc, etc

[edit] Roster

[edit] Current Members

[edit] Ex Members

[edit] Quotes of Time

  • "so yeah! lets all mail Flap! lets cry out about the "bad noob named Andrelie" - Andrelie
  • "I already with a flag run up on base and here player who play in my team throw back me pomegranates - Juninho
  • "About ketchup I do not know" - Juninho
  • "because i was drunk one day doesnt mean im drunk everytime i doesnt think before i post" - Andrelie

[edit] External Links

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